Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Democratic differences between USA & India

Democratic differences between USA & India:

In USA you can kiss in public places but cannot shit,
In India you can shit in public places but cannot kiss!


I'm not going back to school ever again

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!


Mother: How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man

called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!


A software engineer was smoking.

A lady standing nearby said to him "can't

you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!'.

He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"
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